ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
D: How long have you been there? C: Longer than you would like.
Emma Stone at the ‘Birdman’ premiere during the Venice Film Festival.
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself
and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK
And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’
and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
its a g o o d l i f e hazel grace.
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Jen & Peter Doctor Who Photocall at Parliament Square ~ 22 August 2014
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
Tatiana: You can so easily get wrapped up in the awards and the accolades, or the critical response, or the criticism, or the praise, and lose sight of the fact that — you know, I’m an actor and my favourite thing in the world is acting. I don’t feel like myself when I’m not acting. So much of my identity is acting.